Alrighty,  got my census about March 15th.  I open it up and it says MAIL BACK TODAY.  I say to it, “Dude,” (I often call stupid mail Dude), “the letter carrier has already come and gone from my house.  How am I supposed to mail it today?”  No answer.  So I read the directions, then start the questions.  The questions go something like this, “Where were you living on April 1st?  How many people were living in your household on April 1st?”  Ok, so I am already late in returning it on March 15th and they want me to use my psychic powers, which apparently everyone in the U.S. has, to know how many people WERE living in my house two weeks from this date.  Where have all the English Majors gone?